LIKE GLASS

animal farm

sometime ago the aircon was freezing our asses off and we wondered if shiro felt cold too so we made him wear a shirt (yes we know he has a gazillion times more hair than both of us combined considering how my hair is falling at the speed of light but still.)

yes, outward bound shirt neatly tucked and folded

and for some reason he would and could not move in it!! he'd sit still for the longest time (record-breaking for Mr. Fidgety/ cannot understand SIT! unless i have salmon biscuit treat in hand)

he looked so sad hahahah i feel so sadistic

we put him on the bed but he still wouldnt couldnt move

tried to make him walk so he would and could move but he collapsed into unmoving pile after we put him down! so strange. maybe he thinks hes put in restrained order or sth.
he looks like ali baba here with kitty's baggy shirt of the decade fluffing over his head

we also thought eye protection would be good hence the goggles experiment

(pls ignore hint of unshaven moustache!! my goodness)

pls dont call spca we give him head massages, play Catch and surreptitiously pass him food below the dining table substantially enough

plus, we felt so bad we took fugly shots of ourselves as punishment

(not really, kitty just wanted to see how long his fringe was. okay hope he doesnt kill me for putting this up but wuxia xiaoshuo hair is too classic to be missed

and yes the secret is out my forehead is sky high hence the existence of fringe how i ENVY people with forehead lengths that offer such..versatility)

the kittens are so cute theyre like palm size we totally melted to the floor

look at it perched on my arm!!!!!!!! swoonsssss
(pls ignore wild and unruly hair)

kitty and charm machiam (headless) proud parents

j, walk oh

ahhhhhhhhh fucking cute

bad kitty!! (the big one with hands and fingers squashing it together)

come to mama!!!

wish my mom didnt hate animals :(

shiro is such a ~~gentle~~ giant

he really loves cats even though they try to claw at him he still tries to befriend them at parks. im sure he will love the little kitties!! yesterday i kept meowing and he would think im a cat and drop everything to run to me and lick my face (ew) but it has become overused for self-entertainment purposes (again, pls read above as to why you should not report us to spca). kitty's meow was too manly and received no response i guess shiro prefers higher octave. too bad!

YY even though he SCRATCHED MY THIGHS SEVERELY (i took a photo as proof but deleted it to make space for cutie kitties) while straining vigorously to look at the moving scenery outside the car grrrrrr

he kept running over to kitty when he was driving i had to grab him back and he'd vigorously claw at my thighs trying to run back!!!!!! it was the most agonizing ride ever. im gonna buy him nail clipper. or maybe i should file his nails with my filer.